i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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