I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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