Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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