Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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