No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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