Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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