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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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