your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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