I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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