how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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