Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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