He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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