You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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