You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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