Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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