he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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