careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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