I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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