Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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