I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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