everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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