is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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