Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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