You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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