The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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