Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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