The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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