Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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