i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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