I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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