well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
