he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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