Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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