im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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