are you still at the devil's house?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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