there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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