Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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