btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just had sex on a roof
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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