Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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