is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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