I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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