Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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