He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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