Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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