her vagine was all disorganized.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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