Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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