Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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