I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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