I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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