kristin has been a bad kristin
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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