Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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