She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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